Rollin' Down the River
Monday, June 8, 2015
The Worm Bin Project!
A few pictures from the worm bin project described in the previous post. These pictures show the different groups digging their holes, collecting wood for the roofs, and starting construction on the roofs.
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Passively Shopping Until I Drop
I am knee deep in a
project slopping through the bureaucratic mud. There are many details
to this project that I could write pages and pages about, but for
your alls sake I will spare you. Instead I wanted to depict the
shopping a experience I endured this last week. To give you a brief
overview we are digging large holes in the ground (4mX1mX1m) to make
worm bins, so that families can start producing their own fertilizer
for vegetable gardens in their homes. We have dug seven out of eight
holes, where 4-7 families will share one hole, and bring their
organic kitchen waste to the shared hole. Each hole is going to be
roofed with metal roofing, and each family that is participating is
going to receive two trashcans for their kitchens to promote better
trash separation. We have a Peace Corps grant out to finance this
project, we being the town governor and me who I am working with.
Thus I bring you up to speed on why there was a need for a shopping
trip into the near by town to buy the materials.
On Monday I went to the
office of the governor and with luck found him in at his desk. He
welcomed me in with his four fingered hand shake (he lost one of his
fingers to a chainsaw) and then he tried to go on for the side cheek
kiss, but I gave the clear stiff upright body language that says this
is not how we greet each other in the small town setting, maybe in
the big city its ok, but here the handshake is enough. We both sat
down and I excitedly updated him that the grant money had arrived,
and thus when should we go buy the materials? He looked up to the
ceiling contemplating his schedule before declaring that he had a
meeting in Chachapoyas (the near by town) wednesday morning, and
therefore wednesday afternoon would be good for him. This worked for
me because I to could go down before sunrise, treat myself to a
morning of good coffee and internet, before dedicating the afternoon
to buying our materials. I then asked how we were going to transport
all these materials, to which we looked at how much we budgeted for
this originally, and his eyes got really big at the measly 20 soles
we put down,. This would only cover our personal transportation to
and from the city, and did not include the materials. I guess we
didn't really think that all the way through beforehand. He told me
he would ask one of the local pickup truck drivers to see how much he
would charge to make this special trip but surely it was going to be
more than 20 soles. At this I left the office with another handshake
and an agreement to check back in in the afternoon.
As promised I dragged
myself up from my afternoon nap and went to see what news the
governor brought. He informed me that the pickup truck driver was
willing to carry up our materials and promised that he could fit all
of what we needed into his truck at the price of 100 soles. This was
drastically over what we had initially allotted for and felt like a
lot to spend on the transport of materials. So I suggested that
perhaps the municipality (which is a different office than the one
the governor works for) might want to help us out. I could tell from
the way his body kind of shut down the governor was not a big fan of
this solution, but he had no strong reasoning against it so I took it
upon myself to pursue this solution. I walked across the plaza to
the municipality where by some kind of miracle I actually found the
town mayor in his office. I started the question as a hypothetical
question of how much he would charge if he were asked to make a
special trip to Chachapoyas to carry up materials for a project just
to see if the 100 soles that the pickup driver quoted was fair. But
my hypothetically tense in Spanish clearly needs some work because
his response was to say that the town dump truck was coming up the
next day, and there would surely be space for our materials. The town
dump truck apparently always comes up on Tuesdays bringing resupplies
for the local stores. Well this was certainly a positive sign that
the municipality was willing to lend a hand for our project. The only
problem was that the next day was the same day that all the
government money for social programs arrives in the banks, and so all
the mothers with children who receive this money would be going into
town and waiting in line at the bank for several hours to receive
their 200 soles, therefore there was no room in the cars to get down
to Chachapoyas to buy the materials, as the dump truck was already in
Chachpoyas. Fortunately the town mayor also offered us a ride in the
morning in his truck. So I told the mayor that I would go check with
the governor to see what he had to say about this new plan and then
get back to him.
As I explained my new plan
to the governor I could tell by the look on his face he was not
pleased. For one it was not as convenient for him to go on Tuesday
for he would have to turn around and go back into town the following
day for his meeting. Also he wasn't convinced that the town dump
truck would really have room for all our materials. Finally I don't
think he trusted the municipality to really follow through. But I
made the point that if we went with the municipality we could spend
the money we saved elsewhere such as a trip to the famous nearby
ruins that the women in the project have never been to. He looked up
to the ceiling to think, and I sat there in silence letting him
process this change of events, waiting for him to say yes or no to
the new plan. But an answer never came. I have found this happening a
lot in my time in Peru, where if I want something that the other
person doesn't really want to allow they have a hard time saying a
direct no. So I sit there in silence waiting for them to come up with
a strong reasoning behind their answer, and when they can't come up
with one they usually agree to do whatever I am asking for. It is a
long painful silence, but I wait it out. Finally when it is clear
that the governor is not going to respond I step in and say that I
have shaken hands looking the mayor in the eyes to confirm his
agreement to help us out, and he made a commitment to take both of us
to Chachapoyas tomorrow where we would meet up with the town dump
truck and load up the materials that we bought. I reassured the
governor that this handshake was a powerful contract. Just for
security I went back and confirmed with the mayor one more time, and
left feeling a bit guilty about pushing the governor, who has been
working with me since the birth of this project, into this decision.
The night before our big
shopping day, my mom called me to check in. It was in this
conversation that I realized I was a bit anxious for the following
day. I found myself being a bit short on the phone, and felt
preoccupied. I decided the best way to release my stress was to
bake brownies to hand out to the people that would be helping me out
tomorrow, plus I really wanted to pass my stress by eating some of
the brownie batter! The next day at 6:30am I was just getting dressed
after a shower when the governor called wondering what was taking me
so long. In a classic situation I found myself hurrying up to stuff
mushy slightly undercooked brownies in ziplock bags, and make myself
descent, only to be waiting for the next hour until the car was
actually ready to leave. The governor, usually a chatty cathy was
unusually quiet on the ride down, and I could feel that he was not
quite comfortable in the mayor's car. I still can't put my finger on
what made the governor so uncomfortable, but I felt a little at fault
for being responsible for this discomfort. Finally we arrived in
Chachapoyas, a 40 minute drive of awkward silence filled by religious
music. As we get out of the car I realize that part of what I was
anxious about the night before is the fact that I would really have
to let go of the day and allow the governor to make the decisions. I
would essentially be obediently following him around all day. This
made me nervous because I often didn't see reason in some of his
decision, but I needed to let go of control. So I took a breath on
the street and looked to the governor for the next directions. He
then looked at me for the next directions, so we were at a stand
still for a moment. Finally he whispers to me that I should ask the
mayor how much they are going to charge us to carry up the materials.
I am surprised at this since the mayor said nothing of the sort the
other day when we set this up, but clearly it is expected that I ask.
I can look back now and see there have been serval times where I
just assumed things were free not realizing that it is custom here to
not bring up the cost of services unless pushed to name a price. So I
lean in the window and ask the mayor how much it will be for the
materials. He doesn't have a quick answer so he responds that we
should ask when we are back in Levanto saying it should be
reasonable because the municipality wants to help, but also making it
clear that we should pay something. With this settled the mayor jumps
out of the car and offers to buy us a glass of this health drink that
they sell on the streets here. It is essentially like going to a food
co-op type place and getting some mix of grass shots. Before this I
had never had the guts to try one, but they are very popular, and it
was surprisingly delicious. However lets be clear it was a cup of
liquid, NOT a breakfast!
We thank the mayor and the
governor and I head off. I assume we will now go get breakfast as I
look forward to my two breads and sweet coffee, but that does not
seem to be the case. Instead the governor proclaims that we have to
head to the main office for governors in Chachapoyas to report in,
and tell them that he is in Chachapoyas for the day buying materials
for a project, and with good reason is not in his post of Levanto. In
all reality I think he just wanted to show off to his bosses about
the work he is doing in Levanto, and with every right he should. It
was a good opportunity for me to be introduced to the government
offices in Chachapoyas. On the way to the office visit we stop in
some of the hardware stores and start sizing them up. We start by
asking them how much they charge for their metal roofing material.
Its not aggressive bargaining, like perhaps I would have jumped into,
rather its patient withholding of information. We state what we are
looking for and ask how much it costs. The store worker does not
respond with a price but rather asks how many we want to buy. We
answer by not stating a number but making it clear we are going to
buy a lot. Sometimes I get over eager and blurt out that we want at
least 53 slabs, because I figure that if the store owner knows that
we are serious about our purchase it will help. However whenever I
interrupt I clearly throw the governor off his game so I have to
remember to hold my tongue and let the passive bargaining go down. We
say we want a lot, the store owner asks how much and at this point
sometimes we give in and state a number but usually we just smile
kindly back until the store worker names his price and then the price
that he is willing to go down to. The first hardware store proclaimed
17.50 soles per sheet of metal, but would go down to 17 soles if we
were going to buy a lot. We say thank you and leave the store. The
governor is clearly pleased as 17 is already below what we had
budgeted for originally but he also clearly knows more than I do
about this game. Each sequential store we go to names a price 50
cents cheaper. It is amazing, because we never come out and say 'well
the hardware store before you named this price', but somehow every
place we go to is slightly cheaper.
This is how we pass the
next two hours, from hardware store to hardware store passively
bargaining, and each time leaving the store saying we will come back
we just want to check down the street. Finally we land at the
hardware store that is quoting the cheapest for everything all
around, from the plastic meshing to keep chickens out, to the 1.5
inch nails, he is all about being our friend and giving us the best
price. We agree that we can't find any cheaper and have him write up
a receipt for our purchases. There is some debate over what type of
receipt should be used, because if they write it on an unofficially
registered receipt we can get it an extra few cents cheaper, which
seems fine to me. So on the unofficial note pad he writes out our
order, and I hand over the money. Once out of the store, I have many
technical questions for the governor such as shouldn't we have
checked out to make sure he really had the materials we needed
instead of just writing it down on paper, and should we call the dump
truck driver to coordinate the pickup, and shouldn't we stop for
breakfast, but I hold my tongue. I want to be supportive of his
decisions and give him space to make decisions. So all I say is, now
where are we going to find the trashcans. We go to the famous bargain
deal store in town that has just about everything you can imagine
stored up in attics and top floors in some of the most unorganized
fashion with no price tags. I had already scoped out trashcans there
when making my original price estimates for the grant budget so I
knew right where to head in the store for the trashcans. Despite my
proclaiming my previous knowledge it was clear that the governor was
going to have to hear this for his own ears, so we ask a store worker
who points us to the third floor as I had already proclaimed.
It is here where our
differences in opinion become clear. The governor has one strong
vision of what he wants the trashcans to look like and its very
different from mine. First he shares that he wants them to be round
and I wonder what the reason is behind this. I keep repeating like a
four year old child, but why? But why do they need to be round? His
response is consistently 'they just need to be round'. This goes on
for more cycles than it really should before I shut my mouth. I then
state that the organics bucket should have a handle because the
families are going to have to carry them quite some distances. He
then shows me how easy it is to put an empty trashcan on his shoulder
to carry. I then ask him if a grandma could do that with a full
bucket, but this does not seem to phase him. He then states that the
organic buckets all need to be green, and the non-organic buckets
should be a different color but uniform. I am realizing that the only
buckets with handles are transparent with colorful tops. Transparent
however for the governor is not acceptable because for one it is not
green, and second it is dirty for the families to have to see their
organic garbage. The one thing we do both agree on is that they must
have a top. As we walk back and forth on the garbage can floor I am
in a state of debate with my mind of how much I can let go and just
believe that the women will be happy no matter what the receive, and
when it is time that I really need to step in and state my opinion. I
decide that the only thing I am going to put my foot down on is the
handle, the rest I can let go of and allow the governor search for
his perfect round container. However everything that has a handle
doesn't fit his requirements. I then get the idea that a swinging lid
for the nonorganic trash would be really great. These however only
seem to come in rectangular forms and are too small for the
governor. As we wonder through the endless plastics, not finding
anything I continually have to practice my deep breaths. I break out
my little kid whine at some points, then laugh at the ridiculousness
of our disputes, and he laughs at my ridiculous very non-passive
behavior, and I go back to my breaths.
We are saved by the phone
call that the dump truck wants to start picking up our materials.
Admitting defeat at the one store that was supposed to have
everything, we head back to our hardware store and meet up with the
dump truck crew. We have the hardware store write up yet another
receipt for our items, still with no sign of the actually items, but
this receipt is for the truck driver assistant to present to the
loaders. We give this receipt to the truck driver assistant who
showed up before the truck and tell him to wait while we go back to
our trashcan search. We are essentially asking one of the sweetest
workers from Levanto to wait for our things and then load them into
the truck, which he agrees to do with a smile. I realize this is my
brownie moment so I pull out a bag of mushy unappealing brownies and
stuff them into his hands as an act of thanks. He doesn't really know
what to do with this gesture, but we are off on our journey before he
can have any response. From plastics store to plastics store I trail
behind the governor, each place not having what we are looking for.
Turns out colored buckets with a lid and handle are not in demand.
Rather most people use buckets to sell things out of from cheese, to
hot coffee, and thus they want the bucket to be transparent so the
buyers can see what they are selling. I finally see one round garbage
bin with a swinging lid and drag the governor into the store. He
agrees that it would make a good trashcan for non-organics, but the
women doesn't have anything in our category for organics. She then
states that her husband owns another store just like this one, and he
has catalogs we could look to order from directly. We thank her and
head off toward the store 'Edu's'
Turns
out we had already been into Edu's but Edu was on the phone when we
first entered so didn't further question us about what we were
looking for, and thus we left quickly. On our second time around it
quickly became apparent that Edu was going to do everything in his
power to make sure we bought our 80 trashcans from him. We look
through his magazines and find the perfect bucket, which promotes him
to call the fabrication and see if they are still making them. Turns
out all three fabrications that he has numbers for only make buckets
that are transparent, and thus we hit a road block. By this time my
stomach is yearning for food, my mind is aching at the debate of
letting it go and wanting it to go my way, and my feet hurt from
standing up so much. We talk in circles about trashcans, we call
factories, I make a dramatic re-enactment of a mother in a kitchen
busily cooking and having a plastic bag in her hand and needing to
throw it away, and the convenience of having a swinging lid. This
wins Edu's vote in a heartbeat, as he proclaims to the governor that
the gringa does have a point. The governor seems slightly more
convinced to my side about the trashcans, but is mostly just confused
about what options we are really debating over at this point. Edu
lists out his prices for each type of trashcan we are debating, and I
collapse in one of the plastic benches he is trying to sell. It is a
debate that I see no end to, and that seems daunting. Finally I
realize that the families will be excited no matter what trashcan
they receive, and I realize that the governor is overwhelmed with
options at this point. I can see in the governor's eyes that he is
also weakening with hunger at this point, and our hangry states are
not helping anyone. I sit on the bench, as Edu is deep into a story
about how his prices are better than anyone else we are going to
find, and to prove his point he stops a man selling buckets on the
street to ask his price. I put my hands in my head, and realize that
the governors passive respect is not going to get us out of the store
any faster so I give up my letting go attitude and take on the
American aggressive shopper attitude. I realize that in order to
save ourselves from insanity I was going to have to make a decision
with the options we had at this store. I order up the swinging top
for the non-organics and settle for the small round trashcan with no
handle for the organics. We then have to make sure the company can
make the round trashcans in green, which luckily they can. Edu agrees
to make the order for the amount that we need, and then he boldly
asks for all the money up front. I am about to agree to it as long as
I have a receipt, but the governor stirs from his hungry tired haze
and demands that we will only put down 500 soles now and then pay the
rest when the order comes in. So we wait as Edu writes out three more
receipts in detail of what we are ordering and what we are paying.
Finally
at 1:00pm we are out of the store, the healthy energy drink of the
morning totally worn off, and barely able to keep our feet moving,
but with our purchases complete. The governor and I are once again on
the same page in that we should head directly to find a car back up
to Levanto as quick as possible. There is no confirmation from the
dump truck that they have gotten our materials, but the truck is
nowhere in sight when we pass by the hardware store so all we can
assume is that it all went smoothly and they got everything on the
list. With some luck we find a pickup truck that is ready to head up
to Levanto, with just one stop to pick up some wheelbarrows. In
amazing speed we fill up the truck and head off to get the
wheelbarrows. However our luck only goes that far as the people to
deliver the wheelbarrows are nowhere in sight so we park and wait. I
am now hungry and in desperate need to pee. This is when I remember
my brownies, however I feel too embarrassed to take them out as they
are just mush at this point; so I sit there on an empty stomach and
full bladder as the minutes turn to an hour. Finally desperate I
proclaim my need to go to the bathroom and go ask at a nearby
warehouse. They point me to their doorless bathroom which doesn't
phase me until just as I finish peeing a look over as see that a
women is sitting on the opposite wall watching me the whole time.
With my bladder back to normal my hunger seems even more imminent so
I take the plunge into the brownie bag, and proceed to offer up my
brownies to everyone in the car, as is custom. They take what is
offered, as is also the custom, and I try to convince them that while
they look undercooked in fact they are quite good. We eat in silence
until finally the wheelbarrows are loaded up and we head up the road.
Halfway up the road I can't stop thinking about the other bag of
brownies in my bag but I don't want to go through the ordeal of
offering everyone again, so I proceed to sneak bites out of my bag
killing my hunger but fueling my guilt.
Once
back it feels like a relief to be in the comfort of my own house,
where I can breath a bit easier, and worry a bit less. Later that
evening as we are playing volleyball out in the street, I get a phone
call that the materials have arrived. I tell the governor that I will
be down in a minute, but really I just want to finish my volleyball
game. So I leave him waiting long enough for him to make a second
call to see where I am at. At this point darkness had fallen over
the court and so I leave the game unfinished and head off. The dump
truck is there with the driver, the driver's assistant, the governor,
and miraculously all our materials. I jump into the dump truck
smashed up against the gear shifter in the middle and decide the only
thing I can do in this position is blast the music and dance. We
drive the 10 minutes up to the town where we are doing the project in
good cheer that we have accomplished one of the many goals on our
list in order to bring organic composting to 53 families!
Friday, March 20, 2015
Getting old in a quickly changing world
My host grandma moved in a couple weeks ago. She’s my host
dad’s mom, no one really knows her age but somewhere in the 70s, and she is
losing her hearing. Or perhaps its selective hearing because sometimes she
decides she can hear me, and sometimes its just her talking to me with no pause
to see if I’m talking. Most of the time though I find myself shouting jumbled
Spanish at her for the whole neighborhood to hear, and she responds as if she
didn’t hear anything. She has brought a new dynamic to the house, which I will
attempt to explain in the following incidences that I have observed:
At dinner whenever we are eating meat I will inevitably end
up diving into the bones with my hands, and the juices will be running down my
hands. My host grandmother waits for these moments when my hands of are
particularly messy and just as I go in for the natural instinct of licking them
up she jumps in and waves at my host mom to get me a towel to wipe up my hands.
She always saves me from the cultural suicide of licking my fingers, for while
spitting on the kitchen floor, dropping food you don’t want onto the floor, and
sucking the marrow out of bones are all perfectly acceptable table manners,
licking the good juices off my hands does not seem to be appropriate. Good thing
they don’t have a maple syrup here for me to lick the plate clean.
She has a habit of showing up outside my door and peeking
her head in at me to see what I‘m up to. Most often I am sitting at my desk
staring at my computer, which faces the door. She won’t say a word, rather she
just posts up and watches me until I look up and smile at her. This is her cue
to comment on the fact that I am spending my time sitting. “Just sitting” she
says with a chuckle. I too will laugh at this point and then go back to my
computer work leaving her to stare at me until she gets bored enough. Other
times she posts up at my door is when she has found something of mine that I
left in the kitchen or outside my room. She will then lean against the doorpost
often in the darkness until I notice. She will then comment something along the
lines of “This scarf is very warm, I suppose you left it on the kitchen bench
for me.” She then reaches into the door, neither of us willing to move much
from our positions, so I stretch out from my seat, and she leans into the door
until final we make contact and I snatch the item back to place in my room.
Causing my Grandmother to chuckle to herself as she goes back to the kitchen.
Its funny in America often people go through the grandparent’s house to put
claims on the items they went after their passing, here my host grandma is
quite eager to put claims on my items that I should give to her when I go back
home, and I can’t fit much in my suitcase. So far her name is on my kitchen
pot, a broken water bottle, a teapot, a skirt that is clearly too small for
her, and the fixture that I store my clothes in.
The other day I am talking on the phone with a fellow Peace
Corps volunteer while peering out my window with my back to the door in my
room. I hear a startling growl and turn around to see my host grandmother at my
door. In a whispering snarl that seems a bit annoyed she tells me that the wind
has uplifted my underwear from where I had left them to dry. I clearly needed
to pick it up off the ground before it is an embarrassment to everyone. Most of
my underwear is grandma sized underwear anyways so I see no reason for being
embarrassed, but nonetheless, I cut my phone conversation short in order to
pick up my undies.
She refuses to take her multi-vitamins because she claims
that they make her sleepy. Whenever I come out of my room past 7:00am she makes
a comment about what a free woman I am that I can just sleep right through the
hours. Clearly sleeping too much is something that she is a bit self-conscious
about. I tell her that when my real grandma was alive she took a nap every day
at 3:00pm, and we all had to be extra quiet at these times. It was a big part
of negotiating when to visit my grandma as to not disrupt her nap hour. My host
grandma found this very peculiar and somewhat unbelievable. She would not be
caught dead sleeping too much in the day, and thus continues to refuse to take
her multi-vitamin pills.
After every meal we feed the dogs the leftovers. Without fail it is a conversation about which
dog eats what. One of them refuses to eat soup, and without fail my host
grandmother will comment on the fact the Zumba wont eat soup. He loves the rice
but never goes for the soup. My host mom responds as if this is still
interesting news, even though we talk about it everyday. The absurdity that a
dog would be a picky eater seems to really confuse my host grandmother.
Our favorite conversation to have is about what I have in my
land. She inevitably starts the conversation off with “There are no carrots in
your land are there” I will then correct her and say actually we do grow
carrots. She will then go threw a list of things that are usually within site
from where we are sitting, and ask if I have them back home. Finally she will
come across some random jungle fruit that we don’t have in the United States,
and she will be satisfied that she has discovered one thing that they have here
that we don’t have in the States.
I can’t imagine what changes in the world she has
experienced in her life. She was born in a very rural annex of our town, with
just about no contact with anyone outside of her village. She grew living
completely off of the land. As soon as the road was built in the 80s the rush
of modern day life hit the area by storm, and just about overnight new wonders
became accessible. Now the people have figured out how to make a living off the
land, and are even earning enough money to save up. The other day my host
parents bought a cow, and for justification they proclaimed, “money sitting in
a box doesn’t grow.” They intend to fatten up the cow to sell. Now my host grandmother has a foreigner living
in her house that comes from a completely different place, and clearly has a
lot more money. I would give anything just to see the world threw her eyes for one
day, just to better understand her perspective on this very confusing modern
lifestyle that is quickly catching up to everyone all over the world.
Friday, February 20, 2015
If you want to go blackberry picking in the cloud forest of the Amazonas department of Peru:
If you want to go blackberry picking in the cloud forest of the Amazonas department of Peru be sure to only share that you are going in a whisper. This helps hold the suspense of the whole event, and doesn’t spread envy throughout the town. Answer all questions of the whereabouts of where you are going in vague un-descriptive words such as ‘down there’ or ‘over that way’ or simply a grunt and a hand motion will do. Then nod your head as the person that asked you where you will be going to pick your blackberries brags about how many blackberries they have on their farm that are so deliciously ripe. They have no intention of allowing you to go pick these delicious black juicy berries so don’t bother asking in what direction their farm is.
If you want to go blackberry picking in the cloud forest of the Amazonas department of Peru have a legit container to collect your berries in. A bag will not do. Find a small bucket, or plastic pitcher with a lid; this will show that you are serious about your picking business. However don’t you dare live your house without a black plastic bag or backpack. The plastic bag or backpack is to hide any evidence that you are on a mission to go collect some berries. You must carefully place your collecting container into the black disguise bag and tie the handles of the bag tight. This initiates your journey. Along the route don’t make eye contact with anyone, and only talk in hush tones about your mission.
If you want to go blackberry picking in the cloud forest of the Amazonas department of Peru feel free to jump the fence of any farm to access the blackberries once you are free of any potential of being caught. There are many farms that are not currently being cultivated and are free range for blackberry hunters. Slide back the wooden posts that create the gate and let yourself in. Run free among the grass and make comments about who owns the farm, and weather they are a good farmer or not. Then get to work filling up your container but never fully taking it out of its disguise bag.
If you want to go blackberry picking in the cloud forest of the Amazonas department of Peru only head back when your containers are mostly full to all the way full. Make sure to scramble up the hillside comparing war wounds from your spiny vine fight with your fellow companions. Take frequent rests and if there is mud in the road do not pass up the opportunity to complain about it. Once back in civilization be sure to brag about how many blackberries you found but do not show your evidence to anyone. Continue being vague about where you went, and do not for any reason take off the black plastic bag to prove your success until you are safe within your home. If for some reason the disguise slips you will be overwhelmed with the blackberry envy eyes all over the community. You will then have to invite every child, mother, and grandparent to some blackberries, and you will end up back at home with very little evidence of the success of your blackberry hunt. I repeat do not succumb to the please invite me to some blackberries eyes.
If you want to go blackberry picking in the cloud forest of the Amazonas department of Peru make sure you have a plan for your blackberries. You can cook them up with the some flour and sugar, or simple mix them in a bowl in sugar and eat them, it doesn’t matter just make sure there is a plan. Make more than you could ever eat alone and then if you are really feeling generous invite the neighbors to your creation. They will comment on how delicious it is, which will give you the opportunity to brag about how many blackberries you found. At this time you may use a specific location, because this will make the envious eyebrows rise and the blackberry creation you’ve just shoved into your mouth taste even more delicious.
Pictures of my blackberry picking excursion with kids and blackberry pie to come soon!
If you want to go blackberry picking in the cloud forest of the Amazonas department of Peru have a legit container to collect your berries in. A bag will not do. Find a small bucket, or plastic pitcher with a lid; this will show that you are serious about your picking business. However don’t you dare live your house without a black plastic bag or backpack. The plastic bag or backpack is to hide any evidence that you are on a mission to go collect some berries. You must carefully place your collecting container into the black disguise bag and tie the handles of the bag tight. This initiates your journey. Along the route don’t make eye contact with anyone, and only talk in hush tones about your mission.
If you want to go blackberry picking in the cloud forest of the Amazonas department of Peru feel free to jump the fence of any farm to access the blackberries once you are free of any potential of being caught. There are many farms that are not currently being cultivated and are free range for blackberry hunters. Slide back the wooden posts that create the gate and let yourself in. Run free among the grass and make comments about who owns the farm, and weather they are a good farmer or not. Then get to work filling up your container but never fully taking it out of its disguise bag.
If you want to go blackberry picking in the cloud forest of the Amazonas department of Peru only head back when your containers are mostly full to all the way full. Make sure to scramble up the hillside comparing war wounds from your spiny vine fight with your fellow companions. Take frequent rests and if there is mud in the road do not pass up the opportunity to complain about it. Once back in civilization be sure to brag about how many blackberries you found but do not show your evidence to anyone. Continue being vague about where you went, and do not for any reason take off the black plastic bag to prove your success until you are safe within your home. If for some reason the disguise slips you will be overwhelmed with the blackberry envy eyes all over the community. You will then have to invite every child, mother, and grandparent to some blackberries, and you will end up back at home with very little evidence of the success of your blackberry hunt. I repeat do not succumb to the please invite me to some blackberries eyes.
If you want to go blackberry picking in the cloud forest of the Amazonas department of Peru make sure you have a plan for your blackberries. You can cook them up with the some flour and sugar, or simple mix them in a bowl in sugar and eat them, it doesn’t matter just make sure there is a plan. Make more than you could ever eat alone and then if you are really feeling generous invite the neighbors to your creation. They will comment on how delicious it is, which will give you the opportunity to brag about how many blackberries you found. At this time you may use a specific location, because this will make the envious eyebrows rise and the blackberry creation you’ve just shoved into your mouth taste even more delicious.
Pictures of my blackberry picking excursion with kids and blackberry pie to come soon!
Saturday, January 31, 2015
Environmental Mural
Last November I asked the company that is putting in a new sewage system in out town for a donation of paints and trash cans. My plan was to paint an environmentally themed mural in town, as well as paint some medal trash cans to put around town. They graciously donated 2 metal trash cans, the paints, paint brushes, paint thinner, for the project. The local students came up with designs, and I had local officials help me select the winning design (which turned out to be a combination of two entries). Students and local nurses helped me paint for two days straight and we had a mini inauguration at the end. Here are some pictures of the event.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Going for the big approval points
These past two weeks have been
incredibly slow. Partly my fault in not wanting to leave my house because the
roads are a thick clay mud at the moment, due to a new sewer system that they
are installing; but also partly because there is literally no one in town if I
do venture out my door. So I ponder weather to go out or not, and this is what
I’m making the big bucks for; sitting in my room, reading John Steinbeck,
watching the Newsroom, and painting cards to be sent back home. It’s like a
little America up in here. I know the theme of my boredom comes up frequently
in this blog and I think its because it is one of the hardest cultural
adjustments. I don’t necessarily mean an American to Peruvian cultural
adjustment period; I think it is more of an American working class to a peace
corps volunteer cultural adjustment. I
would argue that peace corps has its own unique culture, a way of speaking, a
way to pass by hours with little to do, a way to tell stories about our
experiences. Sometimes I have a hard time accepting this culture for there are
aspects that I don’t like that much about it, aspects where I find myself
judging other volunteers harshly for doing, and then I find myself doing the
exact same thing. For example I get knots in my stomach when volunteers try to
make their sites seem like the most rural, rugged, harsh environment ever, and
then I go off and start this blog post with pointing out that our streets are
pure mud and what a hardship this is for me. So while I continue to embrace
Peruvian culture to the best of my ability, I think I struggle more with embracing
the Peace Corps culture. The struggle
with being placed in new environments, knowing that we have to create our own
work, but with the expectation that we will have a lot of free time on our
hands. Time filled with a guilty inner argument between the culture I grew up
in that expected me to always be busy with violin lessons, soccer practice,
work, and studying and a culture that is telling us to get used to having
nothing to do. So I think I bring up my
boredom streaks often in this blog because it is an issue filled with a lot of
guilt which is never a very productive feeling, but one I constantly want to
take about.
Last week I was out tossing the
Frisbee back and forth with my neighbor friend, enjoying a break in the rain.
It was around 5:00pm and people were just coming back in from their farms, or
hanging outside of their houses. One of my students came riding up the road on
his horse with his dad in tow behind him, clearly just coming back from the
farm. The student slowed down to ask me a question and he put his hand up in a greeting,
which I took as a cry out for the Frisbee. I smiled and decided oh this will be
a great show for the neighbors if I can pass him the Frisbee while he is on his
horse. So without thinking anymore into I tossed the Frisbee to him, which
glided up, took a sharp turn to the left, somehow picked up speed in the air,
and went flying right for the buttocks of the horse that the student’s father
was sitting upon. This startled everyone around as the Frisbee thunked bouncing off of the horse, and
then onto the ground. I could see a rush of panic run over the face of the
father, and I covered my mouth and smiled realizing I probably shouldn’t have
done that. My host mom, who was standing right beside me had a look of horror
on her face, as if she couldn’t believe any daughter of hers would have such
poor manners. Embarrassed I continued smiling at the father hoping he would
smile back and give some acknowledgment of forgiveness. Finally, after what feels like 10 minutes he
gave me a slight chuckle, but not enough to calm my nerves. However I push through the awkwardness and go
on to confirm the times of my classes the up coming week with the student,
which was the real reason he put his hand up to greet me in the first place. I
often find myself wanting to do these crazy acts that will raise attention from
onlookers. But I never think through the
consequences of what happens when they go wrong. What happens when the horse
gets frightened kicks up, and knocks the father off? It is a risk of gaining
more impressive crazy gringa points, or losing all dignity. For some reason I
always attempt for the big points.
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Kicked into gear or kicked to a halt
My host mom kicked a guinea pig
last night. One of the little ones escaped from the kitchen floor last night
and was trying to venture out into the real world. It surely just wanted a
little peek into what lay beyond the dirt floor. I’m sure the first site of the
big droopy dog eyes would have scared it right back into the kitchen, but my
host mom got to it first. She was coming back into the kitchen when I looked up
from eating my soup to see a small fur ball fly through the air. She was
scolding it for wanting more freedom than what we already give it and my mouth
dropped, as I didn’t really ever believe that I would see someone kick a guinea
pig in my lifetime. Our other dinner guests were also a little mortified at my
host mom’s reaction, or maybe they just didn’t want to see us lose our future
dinner so they jumped into guinea pig rescue action. This meant that they put a
small bucket on top of the guinea pig and started banging on the bucket. My
host mom felt no remorse but proclaimed that surely the guinea pig was dead.
The dinner guests were otherwise convinced and passionately argued that banging
on the bucket with a wooden spoon would bring the guinea pig back to life. They
paused their ruckus every few minutes to tilt the bucket and peak inside, and
then proclaim that the bucket banging life revival technique was working and
would go back to their impromptu band. Well they did in fact bring the
traumatized guinea pig back to life.
That small fur ball got its feet back under it, and perhaps now has more
reason to run for freedom but is surely scared out of any of those thoughts.
We moved
the guinea pigs out of the kitchen the next day. Built them a nice cage right
in front of our woodpile out back. We woke up this morning and found one of the
big ones dead. I think it might have been too old to accept such a big change
in its life. My host mom thinks we can still eat it for dinner, my host dad
proclaims it died of an exploded stomach, I think I will stick to potatoes and
rice for dinner tonight.
Sometimes I
feel like a guinea pig; running around everywhere, putting my nose in
everything, asking questions that perhaps seem apparent, just waiting for the
boot to come lift me off the ground and put me in my place. But it never comes.
Last year I planned a visit to the nearest University with the senior class of
our high school. When I say planned I had gone to the University and set a
date, but beyond that I just assumed it would work out. Two days before we are
supposed to go it became more apparent that I should have done a little more
than just waited for pieces to fall into place. I found myself running around
town looking into the eyes of the town mayor, school director, and teachers,
asking them to put aside normal conduct and allow us to use the municipality
van for transportation, asking them to put in more hours the following week so
that the students could make up what they would miss in classes, asking them to
overlook the fact that on the last trip the van broke down but this time
hopefully it wouldn’t. I was scurrying around looking for a way to get what I
wanted but also waiting for someone to just slap me in the face and tell me no.
But it never came. I manipulated teachers into believing that every other
teacher had said yes and they were the last one to agree to make up their class
time in the following week. The students were fighting for me; drumming out the
beats of a cheerleading routine over my head to keep me to keep pushing. I felt
guilty to be putting so many people out due to my lack of planning, but nobody
had the nerve to just tell me no. They said it would be difficult, they said
they didn’t want to, they shook their heads at me, but I held onto the eye
contact. Somehow on Friday morning I found myself sprinting across the plaza
one final time to drop off the last permission slip, and we were rolling down
the hill. The tire was flat on the van, one teacher out of protest had held a
permission slip hostage in a notebook and wouldn’t turn it into the director,
but despite all this we were on the road.
While I never did the kick to send me flying to a halt, I suppose a true
execution of a plan should come with a bit more planning.
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